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Re: New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)
« Reply #3050 on: September 02, 2010, 11:10:02 »


I knew we should have taken a right turn at Albuquerque. 
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Re: New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)
« Reply #3051 on: September 02, 2010, 11:15:58 »
"US NAVY INVADES LAND LOCKED STATE, CATCHES WORLD BY SURPRISE"
Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you.

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Re: New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)
« Reply #3052 on: September 02, 2010, 11:32:01 »
"Screw your Bear Cavalry: we have tracked aircraft carriers!"

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Re: New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)
« Reply #3053 on: September 02, 2010, 19:21:28 »
Soldier: "What's the mileage on that?"

Sailor: "1 Sea, 0 Land."

And now for something completely different:



"Look, I know Sergeant Baker said we'd have to jump through a few hoops to get leave passes, but this is ridiculous."
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Re: New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)
« Reply #3054 on: September 02, 2010, 19:28:00 »
I can understand the practical application of jumping through fire wire/hoops but why is their skin not covered?

Headline "Cirque de Soleil holds try-outs for 2010"
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Re: New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)
« Reply #3055 on: September 02, 2010, 19:32:12 »
I can understand the practical application of jumping through fire wire/hoops but why is their skin not covered?


OK.


Can you remember that question and come back in five years?



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Re: New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)
« Reply #3056 on: September 02, 2010, 20:32:31 »
Sorry, intent was sarcasm. 
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Re: New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)
« Reply #3057 on: October 12, 2010, 20:14:40 »
Found this one....  lost for words.

Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

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Re: New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)
« Reply #3058 on: October 12, 2010, 20:25:05 »
Headline: "Why bayonets are obsolete"

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Re: New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)
« Reply #3059 on: October 12, 2010, 20:40:17 »
"Advances in Russian technology result in a significantly cheaper grenade launcher"

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Re: New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)
« Reply #3060 on: October 13, 2010, 01:09:08 »
Wet Powder?  No Problems With New Russian Bullet Launcher.

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Re: New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)
« Reply #3061 on: October 19, 2010, 00:41:29 »
"Did Sergeant Monsieur literally mean it's all about kissin arse?" (hope he didn't mean french kissing) xoxo :-*

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Re: New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)
« Reply #3062 on: March 05, 2011, 15:28:05 »
Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
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Re: New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)
« Reply #3063 on: March 05, 2011, 15:32:38 »


For a modern fuze, that didn't have enough acceleration to arm, the result is more embarrassing than dangerous.