Topic: What Not to Do - no excuse

[rmc_wannabe]

Am I the only one that thinks this is probably some 13 year old kid just trying to screw around on the internet?

Nah, his spelling is too emaculate. I think I smell a poser with nothing better to do. 

[S.Stewart]

Nah, his spelling is too emaculate. I think I smell a poser with nothing better to do. 

That or some idiot who showed up to BMQ, and couldn't hack it and or couldn't pass the PT to save his life. Thank god though the DS downed him fast, I had enough of the apparent "merc" last time he popped up on the boards.

[BadEnoughDude]

So you were a drug trafficker before you were in the military?  Since those are the only people who generally get home invasions.  What was the outcome of the police investigation? 
Maybe that's why you are so good at smuggling your "ghost kit" for inspection?  What does a hooped shaving cream can feel like, anyway?

This was on the first page of the thread. I know it was a serious post, but good lord, was it funny. My first belly laugh of the day   .

zipperhead_cop was replying to a drug dealer who somehow joined the Army. Then in his infinite brilliance, this drug dealing idiot goes  on an Army forum bragging about how well he hid his stash during trg  ....

I really do think that he was hooping his stash, a hooped shaving cream can would certainly give him the perfect posture for standing at attention . He also likely referred to his barracks as his "Cell Range" just to have "street cred" amongst his course-mates.

[BadEnoughDude]

Look, I just want to rejoin you guys, okay?

Dang, he got hit with the Ban Hammer before I could say something to him and get a reply from him (or hope to anyways; he's likely too busy being the CO of his Call of Duty unit, which we all know counts as real military experience) .

In his case, as it's said on the internet "Obvious troll is obvious".